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Internet Cafe - October 2003
   
A film comedy, approx 1 hr 45 mins.

This is the film version of my play of the same name. I'd been intending to rewrite parts of the original script anyway, but after interest from a film production company, I decided to rewrite the whole thing as a screenplay. Large parts of this script are identical to the original play, and the storyline remains unchanged, but the film version does include a couple of extra scenes, and some new dialogue. Personally I prefer it to the stage version, but hey, what would I know.
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   Phil Gardner 2003.
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